Learn to Trade Like a Turtle


 Learn Risk Management ● Learn Trend Trading ● Learn Futures & Options

The Turtles Turned $2 Million Into $34 Million---CAN YOU? 

 Come to New York for an Intensive Weekend Class!

See The Detailed ResultsFrom Jackass Banker's Publicly Broadcast 90-Day Trading Coverage Of Our 2019 Theoretical Model Portfolio Lead By Mr. Kelly

At the conclusion of the 90-day public demonstration, on June 24, 2019 at approximately 5:04 pm (ET) The Turtle Trading Data Array Theoretical Model Portfolio had increased 124% (not annualized) from when it started on March 26, 2019 with a theoretical $1,000,000.  

Come To New York & Get A Chance To Meet & Learn From The Man Who Predicted In 2013 The Dow Would Rise To 26,000!

If you are interested in learning how to trade like the world famous "Turtles," Robert Kelly shall be teaching an intensive two-day workshop on the weekend of January 4-5, 2020 in New York City.  The "Turtles" became famous when many of their graduates went on to become leading money managers in the world.  Curtis Faith, who learned the system at 19 years of age, made approximately $34 Million over a 4-5 year time period, and began with a capital account of only $2,000,000!

Mr. Kelly shall teach the techniques he has described and written about in his book, Holding The Fort and on which he traded during his 2019 Model Portfolio, 90-day public demonstration, which saw a theoretical increase of 124%!  This book describes and documents how Mr. Kelly taught a group of inmates, in prison, how to use a Turtle-like system to make amazing profits.  Over a calendar class quarter, a group of eleven men collectively earned millions of dollars---without anyone losing  money in their theoretical bank accounts (inmates can't use, or have access to, cash), when the class ended.  The "high" profit was over $500,000 and each student started with a theoretical $1,000,000 in his theoretical capital account.


The methods and results of Mr. Kelly's system were meticulously recorded and reported in his book, Holding The Fort.  Students who attend the workshop shall walk away with the opportunity to learn the knowledge Mr. Kelly provided a unique group of eleven men he taught, and tutored, to learn the system. 


Mr. Kelly shall teach this class for $7,500 per person and attendance shall be limited.  The venue will be provided to enrolled students after the deadline date for enrollment, which is December 14, 2019.  If the event becomes oversubscribed, enrollment opportunity shall cease and notification of such change shall be made on this web site.

The sessions shall run from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. on January 4 and January 5, 2020, at one of the finer hotels in the Midtown/Times Square area of Manhattan.  The specific location shall be emailed to enrolled students, on or before, December 15, 2019.

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The following is the Jackass Banker, LLC press release announcing the results of the public trading educational exercise:



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