Have your hedge fund advisers and investments under-performed, due to the volatility of tumultuous financial markets? Is your pension fund meeting its “7%” sinking-fund obligation? Are you ready for radical change in the financial markets, worldwide, in the months ahead? If you are not happy with the answers to these important questions, we can help!
Our research solutions integrate brilliant forecasting with the strategic positioning of assets, liabilities and capitalization strategies---which are usually unique to each situation. In this day and age, "vanilla" research reports, which merely regurgitate the mumblings of Joe Central Banker, arcane mathematical formulas to justify incorrect forecasts, or even provide a client with an "asset allocation" model for bonds, equity, etc., just don't cut it. These kinds of forecasts are what we call, the "I drank the Kool-Aid" forecasts, and are the death knell of research houses on Wall Street. They are the reason Wall Street always preaches, "Buy and Hold," "Dollar Cost Averaging," etc. This is because they are rarely RIGHT!!!
Jackass Banker takes a different approach---our target is a 100% correct forecast. Of course, we never reach this perfect goal, but anything less than this is sacrosanct to us. We don't attempt to paper clients over with worthless pages to justify enormous research and trading fees. We live and die by being correct, because we are an economic consulting and publishing company that won't be around long, if we are not!!
We use proprietary reasoning, computerized analysis, and deep research to visualize, in our minds, the world as a 3-D chess game. The key is being on the winning side.
To "see around the corner" in this day and age, requires serious, experienced thought, to make smart, strategic decisions.
Robert Kelly, the founder and forecaster of our firm, has spent his career building leading-edge software and hardware products, for both Wall Street and technology companies, with some of the world’s top corporations, which include:
To become good at forecasting, takes experience. And Mr. Kelly has it, in spades. Not only has he been building forecasting models and product technologies during his career, but when he had revenue responsibility in the technology business, he brought home hundreds of millions of dollars in revenues! When he worked in the supercomputer business, he led the team which won the highly competitive and hotly pursued, U.S. Army High Performance Computing Center. This became a $100 million+ contract award, and allowed the University of Minnesota Supercomputer Center, and its team, including the Computer Sciences Corporation, The Thinking Machines Corporation, IBM, Cray Research, Purdue University, The University of Minnesota and Howard University enormous victory against the likes of Carnegie Mellon, MIT, Georgia Tech, the University of Illinois Supercomputer Center, the San Diego Supercomputer Center, and many others. This award brought in many advanced technologies to work on the "grand challenge" problems for the U.S. Army.
Mr. Kelly has also taken three companies public during his career, has authored six published books and holds his MBA from the University of Michigan.
As his books can attest, Mr. Kelly has become a master financial forecaster, and he has intimate familiarity with the equities, debt, currency, commodities and derivatives markets. With his proclivity to model, Mr. Kelly developed a highly proprietary “Turtle Trading” black-box software system. This system provides easy-to-understand signals (i.e. uptrend, downtrend, or flat) to understand the "health" of key financial markets. The "Turtles," for those unfamiliar with their accomplishments, became famous when Curtis Faith used the Turtle trading methodology to turn $2 million into more than $34 million in about four years, during the 1980's. Mr. Kelly's platform analyzes 44 different equities, debt, currency and commodities markets and is suited for use only by sophisticated traders, wealth managers and investment organizations.
But, how can you KNOW Mr. Kelly has extraordinary forecasting ability?
The only way to "know" is to measure by a public track record. Since work that Jackass Banker performs for clients is strictly confidential (even the names of our clients is a tightly guarded secret), prospective clients can read, in black and white, what Mr. Kelly has forecast, historically. Also, this web site published at the time of his theoretical trading during 2018 and 2019, his results.
Back In early 2014 (verifiable at Amazon), Jackass Banker published, publicly, Mr. Kelly's The Federal Reserve Trilogy, and its Volume III (D’Apocalypse Now!---The Doomsday Cycle) was dedicated to forecasting key financial markets, over the years ahead. When "D'Apocalypse" started being written, the Dow Jones was trading in the 13,000's and had risen to the mid-15,000's by the time of publication. The Euro was sitting around $1.36, and gold was trading in the high 1400's, with most of the gold bugs thinking the shiny metal was heading to $5,000 per ounce!
As it turned out, D’Apocalypse Now!---The Doomsday Cycle and Mr. Kelly's forecasts in it, became the stuff legends are made from. The recommendations in this book (see below) not only flew in the face of conventional wisdom, but also quite frankly, made most people think Mr. Kelly was crazy.
As you will see, there are some amazing, and striking forecasts made in D’Apocalypse Now!---The Doomsday Cycle. The following are just some of the dramatic predictions made by Mr. Kelly---years ahead of time:
Probability of making these predictions, with such specificity is conservatively, 1 in 100, using regular probability theory.
You see, Mr. Kelly's work included dramatic and correct forecasts for the debt, equity, currency and precious metals markets and all of his books are available at our web site and even are registered with the Library of Congress. They are also widely distributed at Amazon, iTunes, or at Lightning Press (Ingram), through local book stores.
Mr. Kelly's newest book, Demacrash! was published September 30, 2019.
Unfortunately, important sea-changes are about to take place in the financial markets!
If your organization does not want to wait a year to receive detailed, action-oriented research from Mr. Kelly and Jackass Banker, taking action now is important. There is a financial tsunami quickly approaching which will surprise many. Tsunamis are violent---they RISE---AND FALL. Do you wish to be prepared for this one?
To this end, Jackass Banker is pleased to offer consulting services at a rate of $1,500/hour, with a fifteen-hour minimum initial engagement.
WHAT YOU CAN GET:
Finished research reports are designed to fit your organization’s needs and challenges, while allowing you to potentially maximize the opportunities which may present themselves in the marketplace. Services are tailor-made for our clients and may include, but are not limited to:
WHAT IT COSTS TO ENGAGE US:
Billing rate: $1,500/hour Initial retainer: $25,000 non-refundable, fifteen-hour-engagement retainer. Travel expenses: Reimbursed. Pay online right here, or via invoice at your request via email at jackassbanker AT gmail.com (no spaces, substitute "@" for "AT").
If you are looking for an AI Black-Box platform (which has been privately held and highly protected) to replace underperforming analysts, reduce overhead and help improve ROI---this may be your solution. How many analysts and portfolio managers are you paying and how much are they outperforming the S&P? If you include salaries, bonuses and overhead may conservatively cost (for 44 money managers and analysts): 44 x $500,000 = $22,000,000.
This market intelligence platform is for sale for only $10 Million.
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